Monday, January 8

The Turnover Battle

No, I'm not talking about the differential for the 8 remaining NFL playoff teams looking to head to Miami. I'm not talking about the young C's infatuation with coughing the ball up a good 22 times a game either. Nor am I talking about the key to tonight's BCS Championship Game. What I'm talking about is much more important, and pressing. Of course, this has to do with the League over at CRFC. But before I forget, there is only one week left to sign up for the A1 draft, or to put your own team into the League. Seriously, what's better than being able to jest with an official while playing 4 on 4 on a much smaller court? I know I'm in pretty bad shape and can get up and down it. Then afterward, you can immediately retreat to the balcony to check one's stats for the game. Seriously, who doesn't love stats? Ah that reminds me, we've come to the main topic at last.
Two seasons ago, at the CRFC Staff meeting, I had a few suggestions. Now it was my first time at the meeting, seeing as I had just completed my first season as CRFC whipping, I mean, stat boy, I was a tad nervous. Nevertheless, I made my suggestions, a whole laundry list worth, and some were actually accepted. One that I was a huge fan of, and didn't think would get pushed through, was the keeping of the dreaded turnover stat. It caused a few to grumble, because it is, after all, a negative stat. But it was eventually passed by the Board of Directors and turnovers would be added to the stat line for the next season. I considered this a major victory and felt like I had done my part to increase the appeal and legitimacy of CRFC's claim to fame...great stats! It's merits included refining the Player Rater that the Prof had created a number of seasons prior. That's right, a 4 on 4 league in Boston can evaluate it's players based on it's very own Player Rater. Turnovers were the key, I thought to making the Player Rater even better. Their purpose was to differentiate between seemingly identical players, which just happened to be very useful for the upcoming A1 draft. The easiest way to do that was to keep track of the number of times players turned the ball over, so it was added in. For the first couple weeks there were the expected grumblings heard and long stares earned from some of the players and of course the, "why you keeping that stat?" questions. Seriously, if guys who play rec ball, and who are absolutely obsessive about their stats in the first place, can't handle seeing how many times they bounce a pass into the wall, then maybe they shouldn't be quite so obsessive about their numbers. But I digress...
After the first season, I actually had guys coming up to me after the game with something along the lines of "so how many did I cost us tonight," or "we really forced a lot of turnovers tonight didn't we?" The best reactions were when guys would come up at the end of the season with, "did you see that, I really cut down on my turnovers this season." And they could point to the numbers to back it up. Then Thursday, the tables were turned and turnovers were nearly unanimously blacked off of the stat sheet. To be wiped from the website, never to return. Needless to say, I nearly choked on my perfectly-cooked medium rare New York Strip (from Abe & Louie's) when I heard the motion for turnovers to be banished from this point forward. Stats, including turnovers, aren't just for the nerdy, number obsessed, minority, but for the general public! Hell even the ladies love the stats!! To be able to get a complete picture of a player's game, means that you need to include some of the negative as well as the positive. It's not like I'm keeping shooting percentages here. (Although with free throw percents already tracked and optional 3pt shooting percentage kept by yours truly for the playoffs, we're moving in that direction.) Regardless, I will soldier on and continue to keep turnover, and all stats regardless, for what purpose, other than the princple of the matter, I'm not really sure, but it's what I've got to do. No if ands or buts....As a reward for making it this far, or even simply scrolling down the page...

Loose Balls Vol. 1.4

Random assorted sports highlights from the past couple of weeks that you've probably seen already, but all are good enough to view again and again. All, of course, courtesy of YouTube. The internet is so big, and there are so many people posting various copywrite infringing clips, that Google will, hopefully, never have the time to police them all.

Everyone loves a good Tea-bagging
Just like they drew it up in the driveway
Who doesn't love a top 10 list?
It really doesn't get any better than Agent Zero

Lastly, for today, I leave you with a website that I've loved all the more as the NFL season has progressed. "Drew Bledsoe", benched for the second time in his career in favor of a younger, more mobile and more poised version of himself, has been keeping a running blog all season. "He" wraps up his season, and blog; which is fittingly called TonyHomo, here. But if you haven't been following along it's worth reading the archives, some hilarious stuff. If only blogging had been this popular back in '01 we could have had a BradyBlows.com.

Sunday, January 7

Holiday Hangover Cured

And we're back! It's been a long and not so productive break away from the blog, but we're back and as commited as ever to try and continue to lower the bar in the blogging world. After a couple weeks of holiday cheer, family, celebrating and hangovers, it's good to be getting back to the monotonous grind of living life in the Cube.

Nothing, of course, cures a good hangover like a weekend full of football. The debacle in Seattle aside, the first round of the playoffs were relatively tame. No seeded upsets, only the late afernoon game on Sunday featured a dog covering, but at least there was football to help get me through. And just in case anyone had forgotten, these two are pretty good at the whole playoff thing in the NFL. Sure the game was a rout in the end, but it's the little things that win championships. So now bring on the Chargers! Only the best, most consistant team in the regular season. One of the best offenses and defenses in the entire NFL, and it will be no small feat to beat them in their home stadium. Just to up the ante on the level of difficulty scale, the Chargers happened to go undefeated at home this season. But this is the playoffs where the Brady and Belichick are always at their best. Also, has anyone mentioned that Marty Schottenheimer happens to coach the Chargers? The man with the sparkling 5 - 12 playoff record, including 2 loses with a #1 seed, has built quite a legacy based on playoff failure. But this is a new team, with an MVP no less, playing at home against the best playoff QB/Coach, this century. The Chargers can make quite a statement in turning away the Pats on their way to Miami, but can Philip Rivers handle playoff pressure? Hell, even if he can will it matter? The Pats game plan won't be built around stopping Rivers, or Gates, or any of SD's WRs. Expect Belichick to recall much of what he did in 2001 against Marshall Faulk as a basis of containing LT. Nobody the past 10 weeks has been able to stop him, but if you hit him on every play, regardless of whether or not he touches the ball, he's going to be worn out, he is still human after all. If you can 'hold' him to about 100 - 115 all purpose yards on 30 touches, you're going to have a good chance of winning the game. But how to do that? Keep him between the tackles, don't give him any cutback lanes, and for the love of God, wrap him up!! You're not going to bring him down with an arm tackle, he's too strong, too fast, just too damn good. After rooting for him all season as he carried my fantasy team through good times and bad, I won't ever want a pulled hamstring more than I will during the Chargers first series on Sunday. Back tomorrow morning with some links.

Pats one step closer to Miami[ABC News]
Nailing the coffin closed [SI]
Chargers end Pats home winning streak [boston.com]
MartyBall doesn't translate to the playoffs [MSNBC.com]