Loose Balls Vol. 1.1

Hectic weekend with a whole lot going on. I know Troy Smith was favored to win the Heisman and all, being a very good QB on the best team in all the land, but the second widest margin of victory ever? Ludacris. McFadden was the most important player to his team in the entire country. His consolation? He's the front runner in '07 and as long as he doesn't get hurt, has it wrapped up based on the media's obsession with adhering to any and all preseason predictions.

If only this guaranteed a productive pro career [Washington Post]

So apparently wins and losses don't really matter to Danny Ainge [ESPN]

Words don't begin to describe how disturbing this is [YouTube]

As long as Jeb doesn't start looking to him for policy, we world will be a better place [Metro]

If K-Fed can bag a celebrity, mooch for 2 years, and walk away without any child rearing responsibilities, there is hope for us all [TMZ.com]