Chin Music

Everyone knows that Josh Beckett is an animal in the postseason (era of 1.04 in seven career starts). Everyone knows that Manny and Papi are going to carry the load. But if the Sox are going to come home and win this series, it's going to be because of the majesty that is Kevin Youkilis' chin. Look at that big beautiful monstrosity. It's twice the size of any normal mans. An entire nation of fire ants has built their home in the open terrain that protrudes (in that incredibly manly way) from his face.

That thing has powered his bat to such a hot start this postseason that, like Samson, were he to shave, he would surely lose his mighty strength. No other player gets the home crowd as riled up, and when he comes to the plate in the bottom of the first, it's in Yooooouuuuukkkkk we trust.

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